Parking Meter

“But officer, I thought it was a JOKE.”

“What part of METER WILL SELF-DESTRUCT was unclear to you, son?”

“That’s– that’s just stupid! I mean, it’s a parking meter!”

“A meter that said, clearly, INSERT COINS. METER WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.”

“What is the POINT of that? I mean, sir, why didn’t someone remove it if something was wrong with it?”

“There was something wrong with it?”

“It exploded!”

“No, it self-destructed. That’s what the sign said.”

“But– ”

“But what, son? It said INSERT COINS. Did you insert coins?”

“Yeah, but–”

“And then it self-destructed?”

” ….”

“Then it sounds to me like it was in working order. You’re going to have to get this vehicle out of here, sir. The street sweepers will be out in a few hours, at which point it will have to be impounded.”

“There’s no way I can move my car, it’s totaled! What am I going to do?”

“I don’t know, but you’re going to have to figure it out. This is a no parking zone after midnight, and that was five minutes ago.”

“I’ll call triple-a right now.”

“Alright then. You have a good night, sir. And read the meter next time.”


10 Comments

  1. Z.

    I promised a new story today. … It was told elsewhere, as a writing exercise, but it was never posted on the old blog, so we shall pretend it is new.

  2. safranna

    ~:o …..woah~

  3. - giggles -

  4. Z.

    Funniest bit is, it wasn’t intended to be humorous when I started out. It turned out that way quite by accident.

  5. Sexy Beast

    Ha. That is all kinds of awesome.

  6. jada Fab

    who says cops are not helpful? :)

  7. kafka with a funnybone :D

  8. Z.

    @Shawn (some sort of beast) — YOU. I know it’s you.

    @Jada — I’m very glad to see you have made your way here. Welcome. .. As for cops, I have to say, even as a youngster getting into trouble, cops have generally been quite reasonable. I realise I am fortunate in that regard.

    @Paul — High praise, and quite undeserved, but thank you nonetheless. I appreciate having the opinion of a more experienced writer on board. Cheers.

  9. Don Traverso

    Ha!

    I want to make stickers saying INSERT COINS. METER WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, and stick them on as many parking meters here as I can find.

  10. Ah, the ones that start out with serious intent and decend into silliness. I like it when that happens.

    Will